Me:
So.... Should I pack my stuff today or tomorrow?
Ben:
Right. Well, think about how great tomorrow will be if you wait and pack it all tomorrow? We could have book and movie day together today.
Me:
Right.
Ben:
OR You could pack the things you don't want to take with you today and then spend tomorrow unpacking those things and then packing the things you do want to take.
Me:
Why would I do that?
Ben:
Or this, you could do this. You could pack half of your stuff that you want to take today, later, and then the other half tomorrow.
Me:
I guess you really laid out all the options, then.
Ben:
Right. I am getting really good at being unemployed.