on being a religion major
- other student: What major are you?
- me: Religion. You?
- other student: Education. What denomination are you?
- me: I'm not exactly sure.
- other student: How are you a religion major and you don't know what denomination you are?
- me: How are you an education major and do not know what denomination you are?
- other student: That argument doesn't make sense.
- me: Being a Religion major is about answering a question with a question.